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(CONTEST) The Ultimate Companion

Have you ever put into thought what would be your perfect companion? I strongly believe that in whatever you do, there should be a perfect companion for each situation. Like for example, if I were to watch a movie, a bag of chips and a cup of cold soft drink would be heavenly. Or if I were to jog, having several beautiful bunch or ladi…..never mind that. The point is, we need an ultimate companion is everything we do to ensure we could achieve the best that we could.

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The Shits My Mom Takes

Last Sunday was Mother’s Day. How was your celebration with your mother gone? Good? I’ve seen many people posting pictures of Mother’s Day celebration and also not to mention the superpowers moms have! From magically finding things lost in the blackhole to magically packing everything into a bag and also the ability to nag without shutting up stopping or having a sip of water. So what’s my mom’s greatest super power? Putting up with my bullshits. Here’s the comic for today!

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Apa Cina Mau

Our country, Malaysia, is going through one of the most racist moment yet. There are a lot of people trying to provoke racial tension by claiming the reason Barisan Nasional suffer some major loss is due to a “Chinese Tsunami” where most Chinese voters had defected to the Opposition. Utusan Malaysia decided to pour petrol over the burning flames  generated by that statement by coming up with the headlines “Apa Cina Mau?” which directs translate to What Do The Chinese Wants.  It is not only plain racist to be uttering uncivilized statements like that but also stupid. The reason is Opposition had won the popularity vote of 50.1% while Barisan Nasional only at 46%. If saying only Chinese voted for the Pakatan Rakyat, I’m actually surprised we had became the majority in this country. Looks like the Chinese is the largest race in the world for nothing. We must be pretty productive and horny. For those who wanted to read some of the articles, here it is.

‘Apa lagi Cina mahu?’ soal ‘Utusan’ selepas keputusan PRU13

Najib’s ‘Chinese tsunami’ remark aimed at Umno polls?

Utusan Malaysia stirs up racial tension with ‘Apa Lagi Cina Mau?’ headline

And here’s the comic for today.

Pork. Most Chinese can’t live without pork. I can assure you that. Most Chinese are not that religious or anything. We don’t hate Islam at all be it Christian or Buddhist. We just love pork too much that it plays a major role in deciding to convert to Islam or not. Well, at least that applies to my friends who wanted to marry a Malay or already married to the Malay. More often, it is a battle between pork and love. So don’t get offended my Malay friends and readers.

What do the Chinese want is pretty simple. The 3 main things we wanted are corrupt-free politicians, lower cost of living and also better public safety. Correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t that what EVERY Malaysians want? Provoking racial tensions like that could lead to another 13 May which saw a bloodshed between the Chinese and the Malay counterparts. It is actually a good thing that most Malaysians are more civilized and matured enough especially the Malays, to stand up and refuted that this is not a Chinese Tsunami. Nothing more touching than seeing another fellow Malaysian of a different race standing up for another fellow Malaysian. Kudos to you people.

This is a democratic country, I wouldn’t care less who are you supporting at times but some times, brainwashing from both sides of political party are dangerous. We could see a lot of people being paranoid during  election for checking their ballot papers that Sunday. A lot of people were even afraid to take their lane numbers fearing they would be tracked. Fear mongering is not played only by the BN but also by PR. And some things that PR proposed, people will tend to think that it would bankrupt the country and economy. This is slightly stupid in my opinion as the budget and economy proposal drafted by Pakatan Rakyat was lead by Anwar Ibrahim himself. The very man and ex-Finance Minister that brought Malaysia out of the 1997 South East Asia economy crisis without help from the World Bank. A feat that most neighboring countries could not achieve. When I posted regarding cheaper cars, some people thought I simply babbled regarding it without much research or even considering the domino effect it would caused. I once had this assignment back in my uni days whereby I researched into this. The car duties imposed by our government was initiated by Tun Mahathir for the hope of pushing Proton sales and protecting them (which he is the adviser of at the moment). This is not a secret as it was declared by him openly and also even recently when BN decided to slashed down some of the prices for fully imported cars from 3 countries. If Wikipedia wasn’t reliable enough although it was quoting directly from the Malaysia Automotive Association to convince anyone, here is the direct link to MAA site despite it was listed among the Wikipedia’s list.


http://www.maa.org.my/info_duty.htm

Malaysia is imposing one of the highest car tax in the world losing only to Cambodia. The government once tried to cover up by saying the tax imposed were actually to cover the fuel subsidy but what they didn’t mention, is their export of petroleum was used to cover the subsidy. Contradicting and confusing much?

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Are you a gadget lover like me? If you do, I bet you are aware that there are several excellent phones in the market at the moment waiting to be bought. Two of those highly popular gadgets will no doubt be the Samsung Galaxy S4 and my personal King of Android the HTC One! Right now, Digi is having a promotion, a deal that would make purchasing this two phones to be THAT MUCH MORE TEMPTING! Well, at least to me. So what’s the deals you ask? Check out below!
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Just Some Casual School Boys Talk

Hey, it’s Tuesday! Firstly, I wanted to apologize for the lack of updates for the past 1 week plus. It had been a hectic week with an oversea holiday in between. I came back from Hong Kong and had been busy until now to rush a project. Been working over the weekends and the public holiday yesterday. In fact, I just finished work at 5.30am this morning. I came home and proceeded to sleep. This post was actually prepared after I woke up which is 1 o’clock. Yeap. An hour before this post is up. So sorry for the delay and here’s today post. Remembering one of the conversation I had when I’m still schooling. Enjoy!

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Facebook Page

Hi, guys. So sorry for the lack of updates this week as due to unforeseen workload and also fatigue from holiday, I had been unable to blog with a proper post. Still, I don’t felt right in abandoning my blog like this. SO here’s where I think I should be a Promote Whore. For those who don’t know, I have a Facebook Page where usually I do my announcements and stuff. Once awhile, I will post up comics exclusively for that page only. There are several more comics  but I think I will share some over here just to inform you guys. (Actually, not to make this post looks empty only). But here are some that I came up with and I promise there will be more in the future.

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Traitor Of The Country

The election fever is at all time high at the moment. Basically, most people are sharing out news regarding political parties and also the coming election. There are a lot of things to ponder upon and there are a lot of things to laugh about as well. Probably one of the most controversial recently would be the case of Michelle Yeoh openly declare her support for Barisan Nasional. What are your thoughts about it? Yay or Nay? As soon as she declare her support, people over in social media had been bashing her negatively and calling her a traitor of Malaysia. This post is of such fiasco.

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COLLAB SPECIAL: We Have No Ball

Hey, it’s Monday and the post is early by a day!! Actually this is a collaboration story I recently done with fellow comic bloggers from Bro, Don’t Like That La Bro and also Bolehland. I think most Malaysians who enjoy comic blogs are no longer stranger to these two names. It is a tremendous honor to be collaborating with these two top comic bloggers in Malaysia. Do enjoy the comic that we had prepared for you guys!

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Bad Omen

I’m not exactly an optimistic person to begin with. But most of the times, when I encountered a sign of bad omen, I usually ignore it and take it as nothing. In fact, even a good omen I will usually brushed aside. Main reason is I am not exactly the luckiest person alive despite what many people thought I was. I’m not kidding on the fact that people kept thinking I’m the luckiest b*stard alive which also due to the fact that I won a lot of contests. But anyway, the story this time is about a bad omen I encountered recently. Yes, recently. If you read my last post or my friend on other social media platforms, you should know what this is about.

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What Driving Malaysian Cars Meant

As some of you might know, I was involved in a car accident just last week. Being a typical Malaysian, I shared it out on my social media platforms. But then again, it was just to vent my frustration over that bitter incident. Like some of you might know, I drove around in a Perodua Kenari. Yes. A “Malaysia made car”. So what does driving Malaysian Cars really meant?

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