Well, I seriously think that every occupation needed a theme song. You know, to add up the spice to everyday life. Things would definitely get interesting. Schools have their own anthem to start off their day, dramas and movies have their own theme song and also not to forget every countries’ national anthem. So think I should come out with several theme songs for these few jobs.
Customer: Ane!!! Mau Order!!
Waiter: OK Boss….Coming~
Uncle: Eh, Want taxi? Here got.
Heng:Uncle, here Pudu go Pearl Point how much ah?
Heng: Wah…so expensive….I usually sit around 10 with taxi meter k?
Uncle: Where got such thing? Impossible la..
Heng: Neva mind la….Thanks anyway…I wanna go take taxi that has a meter
Uncle: Now where got people use taxi with meter wan…If want taxi with meter then you must bring your own meter….You got? Don’t have then no meter lo..
Heng: …….(further walks down a few streets with me and found a taxi with meter that charge RM12)
Traffic Police: Apa satu chance lagi? Bagi you semua one more chance dan saya no chance makan tau? NAH ambik saman RM300 ni….Mau mintak chance pulak….
Aunty: Harlo….Ah Kau ah? Just now I see hor…got one cat go rape one dog hor….I already go check and “kaw kaw” the Choi San Yeh ah for the number ah…help me buy this number ah…XXXX…RM 10 big RM 10 small….XXXX you know? Don’t buy wrong ah? If not I no kena then my turn rape you.
Ah Kau: Aunty, pressure le…..
5. Government Servant
Wu Yan Bing-Waiting for you
I’m waiting for~Waiting for you~Waiting for you to get my jobs done
*picture could not be displayed due to not making any judgement on any department*
G.S: You tunggu sekejab….
A: Er…Mau berapa lama?
G.S: Mau sampai dah….beberapa orang lagi saja
(After 30 minutes)
(After 1 hour)
A:ZZZZZZZZZZZ*huh? my turn liao?
(After 5 minutes)
G.S: Nah….sekarang u tunggu satu minggu untuk surat
(After 1 week)
A: Eh…Sudah ok ah?
G.S: Belum la….Sorry yah…Mau beberapa hari lagi..
Fortunately, this matter is getting better….hopefullly this won’t happen anymore
Well, that’s some random craps from me. Hope you guys enjoy it. Please leave a comment if you guys have anything in mind regarding this matter. Till then, signing off.