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One Night At Jalan Bukit Bintang

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Been so busy with my work and didn’t have much time to blog. So may be to keep my blog alive, I’ll post some random emails and jokes that I recieved all this while. I had tonnes of good ones and I felt it is a shame to keep it to myself. So here’s an ADULT JOKE for you guys. Strictly no minors please.

One Night At Jalan Bukit Bintang

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A Sikh man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those “exclusive” ladies-of-the- trade.
“How much do you charge?”, asks Gurdial Singh
 Mary replies, “It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job.”

 Gurdial says, “500 ringgit for a hand-job?   No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

 With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Mary says, “Do you see that Mary Restaurant on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the next Mary’s about another block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see the third Mary’s, just by the side of the old Cathay cinema?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says Mary, smiling invitingly, “I own those.

 And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth 500 ringgit.”

 Gurdial then exclaims, “What the hell?   You only live once.    I’ll give it a try.”

 They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.  

 A short time later, Mr Gurdial Singh is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 ringgit.  

 He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?”

 Mary replies, “RM1,500.”

“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

Mary then says, while signalling Gurdial to come closer to her.

 “Come closer to this window, big boy.  Do you see that bank just across the junction to Jalan Sultan Ismail?    

 I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !”

 And poor Gurdial, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off his intended new mobile phone and says, “Give it to me !!!”  

 Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

 Mr Singh can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.

He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.

 He then asks Mary, “How much for some pussy?”

 Mary replies, “Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.  

 Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur  is laid out before us ….. all those beautiful lights, banks …. corporate offices ….. business houses ….. and big-&-small shops and places?”

 “Wowwww!!” Gurdial shouts out in awe, “You own the whole city ??”

“No,” Mary replies, “but I would if I had a pussy
Do you guys get the joke? XD

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