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Idiots At Their Best Series Part 3

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Ok…Just in case any of you guys missed the initial Part 1 and Part 2, and hence had nothing else better to do and wanted to read about it…Below are the links for you

Part 1
Part 2

This post will question you people what is the lamest or funniest pick up attempts anyone witnessed? I know more guys will end up commenting on this topic like most I’ve seen. Some of them wanted to impress girls by proclaiming how lame those attempts were and some wanted to prove to girls that not all guys are retards. I’ve seen one attempt by a guy who tried to pick up my friend.


I left the 3 poor girls alone while I talk to mine at the time on the phone. And that guy eventually go up to them and try to get to know them a little. When I got back, that guy was standing over my seat while trying his best not to choke on himself by speaking in mandarin. Unfortunately for him, all the 3 friends of mine were bananas like me and they know nuts about mandarin. the best ever line that one of them come out with is “We don’t know mandarin”.

As soon as i got back my seat, that guy apparently tried to speak in english but end up failing badly but he is still persistent. And this 3 girls are giving me a stare with indicates “Why the fuck are you keeping quiet? Say something and make him go away.” but I was being a jackass totally enjoying how the whole event turns out. Finally, I lied to him that we are from Singapore and we won’t be staying here for long. Before he left he shoke my friends’ hand by introducing each other but when he went over to mine, I struck the sword through his heart by saying this.

Haiya, guys no need wan la. Girls enough la. You also not interested

You should look how he blushed and try to explain himself. Ok, I am a jackass at times. But you got to give him effort for trying. I thought that was actually quite admirable of him except being screwed by me at the end. But the main point of this post is not this, sorry if I made you read so long for nuts. Like I said, I’m a jackass.

There is this guy who is in the same university as me really open up a new chapter in impressing the ladies. We had this co-curriculum activity called “trekking” which involves the students who signed up to go for some dumb camping trip. The people that told me this (I don’t label them as friends because not really close) said that this guy had a unique way of trying to impress the ladies which is……

Talking to a goat…

Of coz, he can’t speak goat unless the goat had a supernatural ability to speak English and respond to this..

“Yo, yo brother wassup. Long time no see bla bla bla” (he really did say that)

Ok, unless he’s really related to goats or THAT goat in particular, I can’t see which part of this attempt will land you girls. Besides landing you the label of “retard”, I don’t think anyone will be impressed by that. The group of people behind him just trying very hard not to laugh and the girls reportedly trying very hard not to laugh as well. Not laughing him for being cute or charming but laughing him for his stupidity.

Did he get to know any girls from that attempt? If he had, then he would not have appear in this post. I do not have the picking up girls skills to laugh at him but that definitely isn’t even near brilliant. So much for being creative.

That’s all from me this time. Do leave a comment on what you regard the latest attempt you saw or experienced or done. Wait…I shouldn’t request that since more guys will commentinstead of girls…LOL

What Are Guys Thinking? Part 1

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I’ve been bombarded with this question a lot of times before by my female friends. Some say that I really enlightened their mind towards this issue and on most issues, I am dead right on the dot. I’m no love expert but it’s just easy for me to read people’s mind just by depicting what they were doing or saying even though they try to mask it. What I’m about to tell is not 100% accurate but I can guarantee you that it’s more bloody accurate than females trying to preach how to understand guys.

Guys are actually quite easy to understand but since girls tend to complicate many issues and they end up with some conclusion that did not reflect guys at all. How often does it occurs that a guy trying to comment on the clothes his girl are wearing innocently but end up getting in deep shit and endless accusations that he thinks she is fugly. There are several things that we guys do, that we would like the girls to know. below are the following aspects we needed you girls to nailed it on your brains. One of it is this….

What other guys did or whatever crimes they commit doesn’t reflect us.

The last thing that we need is false accusation on something that doesn’t bloody reflect us at all. If you saw rapists on news, how often that you girls tend frown in disgust and say “All guys are like that“. Or when your best friend’s guy been cheating on them or being whistled by a group of guys who had nothing better to do. Then, you girls treat us coldly for a certain amount of time because you thought we were ambassador for the guys community. If every guy is like that, the world will only have rapists and bitches. This typical event just concludes how you girls thought what we guys are thinking. And then you claim you don’t understand us.

Let me tell you this, what we guys thinking are actually quite simple. Unlike girls who like to give very vague hints, we tend to give strong hints. So don’t go into all different conclusions that it’s impossible that we are that simple-minded. The reason we did this is we do not want you girls to spend eternity trying to figure out what the opposite sex wants because honestly, we know how that feels. If we say you are pretty, we meant you are pretty and we want you. If we say you look fat in that shirt, we meant you look fat in that particular shirt but we are not saying you are fat or look fat in other shirt. So don’t go all nuts accusing us that we think you are fat. If we seriously mind we would have either break up with you or do things to make you break up with us. I wanna go in details about this but I do not want this long post to end up too long so.

Another thing is why all guys seem like perverts and talk openly about the topic sex. Of course at this point, some guys will deny about this which conclude to either they are very very close minded or hypocrites. We talk about this openly cause it’s much more interesting than talking about the weather. We talk about it but doesn’t mean we think about it all the time and we don’t have any possibility of raping people if we talk like that. Honestly, have anyone of you people ever heard rapists openly declare their sexual starvation or spreading news that they wanna have sex? It’s mostly the quiet ones that you girls need to be aware of rather the open minded bunch. So don’t go think that we are all sexual predators because we are not. Even many girls discuss about this openly but why do we do not label them as sexual predators or whores? Because we guys know the difference between open minded girls and whores.

There are a lot of things guys said which contain very direct message if you girls able to understand it. I take for an example a good female friend of mine ask who is in a flirting stage of relationship. This guy said to her “Don’t concentrate on me too much“. Let me break it down on how to decipher our message.


Don’t concentrate on me too much.

The whole message actually meant that “please don’t be desperate” as we guys do not like girls checking up on us for a long period of time unless we ask or do not mind you to. Why we do not say don’t be too desperate to you? We are afraid the very emotional mind of yours might deduce not to find us anymore. We want you girls to find us regularly but we do not want it to be over the limits until it affect our freedom. We are afraid of losing you girls but yet do not want you girls to cling on us too much. Ironically, this is one of the initial step to show you girls that we are interested in you and testing how the relationship will be if we are with you.

Well, girls usually have either the option of “don’t concentrate on me at all” or “concentrate on me only” but we guys only have “don’t concentrate on me too much“. This is because if we are not interested in you girls, we do not even bother with you and will only kept ignoring you. Unless if you girls go over the limit, we will blew out cool and ask you girls not to disturb us anymore. This is the least popular action we choose actually. The other popular option I shall reveal if there is any demand to it.

Most guys will usually tell you what they wants while girls find it romantic to messed up our circuits by dropping very very faint hints. And we end up wondering why do not get what you girls want. What do guys usually think? Pretty nothing much detailed or complicated. We probably hid more faults than thoughts from you. Unless those thoughts will lead us to a devastating death from you, we will definitely seal our lips upon this matter.

There are a lot I wanted to talk about but I want to see what sort of reaction I would get from this first. Feel free to drop comments and questions and I would like to know should I further continue with more posts regarding this matter. I hope there won’t be any guys trying to bombard me with shits that I’m selling us out to the girls. Well, I’m not. I’m just trying to make your life better with your girl could understand you better.

Guy? Girl? Judgement

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After being in hiatus for more than a week due to thesis rushing and assignments battling, I kinda miss blogging and I decide to blog what I had been wondering for a long time. This question is this.

Why do girls often gasps at the sight of transsexual and said “OMG…He’s prettier than me!! I’m so gonna hide in shame or better…kill myself…” while we guys do not seem to have a problem seeing a girl with more body hairs or muscular?

Of course, girls react with that with simple amazement and adoration for these beautiful men while some just drowned in jealousy. But we guys do not seem to share the same excitement. Seeing a manly looking girl, most of us just shrugged it away and say….So?? We do not really mind that but admit it, we somehow share the same excitement seeing a beautiful transsexual. I do agree that there are a lot of transsexual who are much more sexy and beautiful compare to normal girls. Fellow readers, I’m proud to present to you Treechada Petcharat or better known as Nong Poy.


Yes people… SHE is a former HE. A winner of Miss Tiffany 2004 which is a beauty pageant held specially for “girls” like Nong Poy. SHe’s not the only pretty transsexual in the world but so far she’s the best.


Look at the silky smooth skin and seductive figure

Ever guess that she’s a guy?

There are million of people like Nong Poy which mostly are envied by the girls. They have silky smooth skin, superb body, outstanding facial feature and many more. However, many should consider this, they did everything just to look like a girl and they are the one should be jealous of girls and not girls jealous over them. They suffer a lot especially emotionally and mentally in becoming what they are now. I think they deserve the attention and jealousy they got from the female community. I would seiously date Nong Poy if given a chance. Would you?

However, why guys are not jealous of these girls?

Er…I think someone should introduce her the legendary product called SHAVER

I seriously thought she is either a crossdresser or a transsexual but I was wrong

How about that? Does that makes us guys jealous? Would I date them? HELL NO…Ok, Im not being fair to them so I’m gonna pick a celebrity icon to make you people further understand my point. Presenting Madonna

Yeap, she IS MADONNA


The used to be every guys’ wet dream and MILF is now buffed up from the excessive gym and yoga exercise. She is more muscular and have much better muscle toning compare to most guys including mine. Although I wish to have a good body but do I get jealous over that?The answer is no. Judging from the size of her muscles, I think she could beat me flat in arm wrestling with me using 2 hands and her using her weaker hand. I hate to be clotheslined by THAT ARM…How about you guys?

Well, I’m not gonna say all girls that looks like guy or acts like guy are fugly. In fact, I found most tomboys are quite cool, cute and fun to be with. In fact, I found most tomboys are quite attractive. They are much more wild and fun to be with as time will not be bored. Take for example, Ella from the popular taiwan girl band, SHE.



Cute right? I will seriously date her too if given a chance. As a matter of fact, most tomboys or including lesbians who acts like a guy, they have their own attraction towards guys that they are not aware of. Some might even consider their attitude as an obstacle in getting in a relationship with guys which explains why some of them turn bi. Some can be quite sexy and cute but too bad they thought guys only like girls with long hair, gentle and shy.

Judging from what I wrote, I guess some might realise why I wonder about that question. Why do girls envy transsexuals? What’s wrong with them looking more beautiful after they work hard for it? Especially tomboys, some of them felt even more inferior looking at these ladyboys and hence, overlooking the fact that they can be as attractive as well in another way.

Why guys don’t feel that way? I somehow come to this conclusion that every guys out there subconsiously have this thought. “So what if they look more manly than me? I have a freaking functional and all natural ‘bird’…Come and BEAT that”. Well, I guess we do hold a great pride in our penises compare to other body parts.

Ok…to be fairto the girls, not every guys can pull it off like Nong Poy….Take for example ME…

I guess I fail miserably looking like a woman and not to say I wanted to look better than girls…So rest assured girls, the world ain’t crowded with guys that can look better than girls…Nothing to fuss about beautiful men…That’s all from me, my next post is gonna be a long but interesting post for the girls…Stay tuned..

Sushi King Big Bowl Challenge Owned

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I bet most of you guys heard about this Big Bowl Challenge by Sushi King which you need to finish this fucking-oversize-humongous-bowl-of-mee. I bet a lot of bloggers blog about this and even tried for this almost impossible feat. I know my post is kinda late but is better late than never. Well, how many could seriously finish that big bowl of shit within the time limit of 10 minutes and not to mention including finishing up the 1.5 litre of hot steaming soup?

I bet many had failed in this conquest and paid the consequences of overcharged bowl of mee while a rare few suceeded in getting some free meal. Let’s get to my main point and let me introduce this challenger, Soon Lam San.


Not me of course, I am not really a big fan of their mee. Soon Lam San is my senior in UTM and he had made quite a name for being a big eater. Let’s see how he can cope with this task, shall we?

Ready….

Go!!

Saw the smoky hot mee?

Going for the soup!!

Clean bowl with 4 minutes 21 seconds left…Monsters do exists

This dude finishes the bloody bowl of mee including the 1.5 litre of soup in 5 MINUTES 39 SECONDS which is 4 MINUTES 21 SECONDS to spare. He set the record time to finish it in Mahkota Parade, Melaka Notice that besides that bowl of soup, his bloody cup of green tea with unlimited amount of refill. I bet this fella is gonna stand around laughing at the noobs who couldn’t even finish on time.

Quick facts about Soon Lam San:
1. Devour 9 pieces of chicken and 2 and a half bottle of chilli sauce in KFC at one time right in front of me. Take note that there’s no chicken wings and only one drumstick in it.
2. 3 packs of maggie mee and a burger ayam double special(2 piece of meat and eggs)
3. Then 2 more pack of maggie for supper
4. Went to McDonald’s buffet ate the burgers, chickens and nuggets worth more than double the price he paid for the buffet.
5. 3 fillet o fish burgers, 1 large set of frie chicken, not to mention the ice cream
6. Midnight 3 am supper of one regular set of fried chicken, one regular set mcdeluxe, 2 apple pies which i ordered for him and he eventually got sore throat the next day
7. Religiously consume 2 set of different meals for dinner
8. Eating all that and still claim to had lost weight this semester….fuck me….
9. His brother and uncle too finished the task around 8 minutes..talk about heritage

Since he finished it in record time, I guess Sushi King would put up this banner whenever such challenge came to play to exhibit his success.


While they are at it, might as well set up on every buffet restaurant to avoid bankruptcy. Take this as a note, he do not need free meals to get by his day and he’s not a cheapskate anyway. Did anyone beat his time? If yes then please tell me.

Occupation Theme Songs

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Well, I seriously think that every occupation needed a theme song. You know, to add up the spice to everyday life. Things would definitely get interesting. Schools have their own anthem to start off their day, dramas and movies have their own theme song and also not to forget every countries’ national anthem. So think I should come out with several theme songs for these few jobs.

1. Waiter/Waitress

The Moffats-I’ll be there for you
I’ll be there for you~When you need somebody~I’ll be there for you~You call me I’ll be there

Customer: Ane!!! Mau Order!!
Waiter: OK Boss….Coming~

2. Taxi Driver

N’Sync-You Drive Me Crazy
You Drive Me Crazy~Why are you messing with my mind~you drive me crazy~why are you telling all these lies

Uncle: Eh, Want taxi? Here got.
Heng:Uncle, here Pudu go Pearl Point how much ah?
Uncle: RM25
Heng: Wah…so expensive….I usually sit around 10 with taxi meter k?
Uncle: Where got such thing? Impossible la..
Heng: Neva mind la….Thanks anyway…I wanna go take taxi that has a meter
Uncle: Now where got people use taxi with meter wan…If want taxi with meter then you must bring your own meter….You got? Don’t have then no meter lo..
Heng: …….(further walks down a few streets with me and found a taxi with meter that charge RM12)

3. Traffic Police

A1-One More Try
Please give me one more try for the sake of our love~Please give me one more chance..

Traffic Police: Apa satu chance lagi? Bagi you semua one more chance dan saya no chance makan tau? NAH ambik saman RM300 ni….Mau mintak chance pulak….

4. Magnum 4D/Toto Agent

Ghostbuster Theme Song
When there’s something strange~In your neighbourhood~Who you gonna call?

Aunty: Harlo….Ah Kau ah? Just now I see hor…got one cat go rape one dog hor….I already go check and “kaw kaw” the Choi San Yeh ah for the number ah…help me buy this number ah…XXXX…RM 10 big RM 10 small….XXXX you know? Don’t buy wrong ah? If not I no kena then my turn rape you.
Ah Kau: Aunty, pressure le…..

5. Government Servant
Wu Yan Bing-Waiting for you
I’m waiting for~Waiting for you~Waiting for you to get my jobs done

*picture could not be displayed due to not making any judgement on any department*

G.S: You tunggu sekejab….
A: Er…Mau berapa lama?
G.S: Mau sampai dah….beberapa orang lagi saja

(After 30 minutes)

A: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(After 1 hour)

A:ZZZZZZZZZZZ*huh? my turn liao?

(After 5 minutes)

G.S: Nah….sekarang u tunggu satu minggu untuk surat

(After 1 week)

A: Eh…Sudah ok ah?
G.S: Belum la….Sorry yah…Mau beberapa hari lagi..
A: &*!^#$*^!@#&*$(@$*()!

Fortunately, this matter is getting better….hopefullly this won’t happen anymore

Well, that’s some random craps from me. Hope you guys enjoy it. Please leave a comment if you guys have anything in mind regarding this matter. Till then, signing off.

My List of Cili Padi Ladies

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Enough with Megan Fox, Yuma Asami, Jessica Alba, Boa, Leah Dizon and so on so on. There are a lot of models and pretty ladies without much recognition for their stunning beauty. This post specifically about several ladies that I found extremely hot. They might be quite popular but I still thinks many still do not know who they are. At least this post will help several of my guy friends to drool about other than Megan Fox or Kristen Kruek. Malaysian babes should get some recognition too.

1. The Chong Sisters


Most of you guys are quite familiar with them while some might even heard of their bloody name before. Vanessa Chong and Pamela Chong are sisters to the first Akademi Fantasia winner Vince Chong and also the runner-up for the first ever Amazing Race Asia. just recently, they are nominated first in FHM Top 100 Most Wanted Women. Both of them are stunningly beautiful and sporty. They have been modelling and so on but I would like to see them act. Probably on Transformers along side Megan Fox? Sorry that I only found one picture of them. The other pictures I found do not do justice to them.
I’m looking forward for each of them to have their name known other than just being a dynamic duo of Chong Sisters.

2. Gan Mei Yan

The ever cute and sexy MyFM DJ that brightens up your morning with Lam Tak Wing. Honestly, I never knew that she was this good looking and I just like how the way she talks. From the radio, she sounds like avery outspoken and fun person to be with. Pretty, confident, humorous personality and active lass. Sounds like my dream girlfriend. Hope she cooks too. Too bad for us guys, she already had a boyfriend (lucky bastard). She should seriously consider some acting and VeeJaying like Chui Ling instead of just being a DJ.



The most charming part about her is her smile. What do you think?

4. Fiona Xie

Dubbed as one of the 7 princess of Mediacorp in Singapore, this Singaporean lass not only got Singapore guys going gaga over her but also Malaysians. Look at her! What is not to like? The smile? The 32-c boobs? The legs? DAMN. Although I heard she’s quitting Mediacorp soon but she is sure to be missed sorely. Seriously, we need girls like her to brighten up the Chinese entertainment industry. How come Malaysia don’t have our own princess ah?
Tell me that she doesn’t look sweet and I will take a baseball bat and shove it down your throat.

5. Kay Kay

If there is anyone who is familiar with xiaxue.blogspot.com, I bet most guys would not missed out this friend of Xiaxue, Kay Kay. A Singaporean who is EXTREMELY hot. Everytime Xiaxue posted something on Kay Kay, I must admit she had my eyes glues to her blog. Occassionally, there were videos of her in Chick vs Dick which appeared on Xiaxue’s blog. With her beauty and witty personality, I wondered why she isn’t as famous as she should be. If I’m gonna produce an Asian teen flick, for sure I’m gonna request for her to appear in my movie. .
Kay Kay had made me wondered is Singaporean really flooded with hot women like her. Hm, time to get my passport done

6. Leng Yein

Next up, it’s a made-in-Malaysia awesomely hot 24 year old model AND entreprenuer, Miss Leng Yein. When I saw her picture, her “assets” caught my attention and I thought this might just be another attention seeking chick who like to flashes some skin and could do nothing else. And HOW WRONG I was. Someone should just bloody slap me in the face and may be should be Leng Yein herself (LOL, as though she’s gonna read this or even know me). This lass is a professional dancer and performing pianist. AND what I love about her the most is she had HER OWN MAMAK at Plaze Prima Setapak, Kuala Lumpur. How cool is that?

Being only at a tender age of 24, she already had a high profile career and with this mamak she opens, it just proves that she is very much independant on her own. And from the captions she wrote on her photo album, this girl not only have beauty and brains but also an attitude. Just what I love in a girl, and she should already be a role model for girl power, independant women or whatsoever. She had a very hot bodyShe’s a regular customer at the saloon Penny works at. Probably I should bump into her either in her mamak or that saloon. Hm…Nah, she wouldn’t notice anyway.

Must….look…..up…….Spicy isn’t it? Wonder if any of you guys could stand the heat.

7. Belle Leng Sean

Yes, she is the younger sister of Leng Yein and also my favourite one among the two sisters in terms of outlook. Belle had a little more meat in her and her poses for photos are GODLIKE. Heard she’s a profesional dancer too and she recently appeared in this month FHM incoming which is how I first spotted her. I liked her interview as it shows her witty and outspoken attitude. My favourite is how she replied when asked about her ideal office and also how she remarked that she had to constantly remind guys to look up and talk to her face not her boobs.

Being a younger sister of Leng Yein, I assume that both of them had the same attitude of being independant which I recognised at the moment she commented on how she likes to fight. Although her sister always protected her but she still doesn’t shows any sign of just wanting people to pampered but like to fight it out on her own. A hot pair of sisters definitely double the appeal and its unfortunate that I could not find any pictures of them together. But still, here’s some pictures of Belle Leng Sean for you.



Heard that she played “nurse” for her boyfriend too. What a lucky bastard. I put up only her cosplay photos as I found that these pictures that made her more appealing. This sisters definitely made the hottest chilli in the world to taste like tomato sauce.

That’s it from me today, I had a hard time trying to find photos of Gan Mei Yan, Pam and Vanessa Chong and Kay Kay. For those who wanted more of the sisters of Leng Yein and Leng Sean, you can add them over in Facebook. Noted that these photos are from the internet and not mine. That’s all from me, leave a comment on who’s your hottest cili padi even if its yourself and may be suggest what should I blog about next.

Oh, the HOTTEST Cili Padi Guys? Sure, as there is one that beat every single guys hands down. Drum roll for…….

ME of course, why should I even care what other thinks? Fuck you if you don’t like it. But please drop a comment. Signing off.

Begging Monks = Scammers, PROOF HERE

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JUST when I blogged about scammers, I happened to witness another one yesterday morning. I was on my way for breakfast with Heng. We went over to Restaurant Ong Lai at Taman Universiti which I think all the chinese in UTM knows about it. As I went over to get a copy of newspaper, I saw a “monk” entered the restaurant. At first I ignored it as I knew that he is a swindler but then what happen after that was really spectacular.

As I ordered my yong tau fu and noodles, I noticed the seller was looking over to the other side smiling and chatting “Fight already, fight already”. I had to repeat my hello for 5 times before I finally caught his attention and ordered my kuey teow. Then out of my curiosity, I look over to that side and wondered what was so interesting. Then, I saw one of the vendors have a very very heated argument with the monk.

The monk throwing a tantrum

Apparently, the monk had been there once a few days ago and the restaurant owner had told him not to go over there anymore. However, the monk ignored her warning and returned to the place again yesterday morning. Then, the restaurant ask him to leave at once but he ignored her and continued to beg for money. He might be taking advantage over the female lady boss and showed no fear to her. This had provoked one of the vendor and he call the monk over and yell at him. He scolded him and ask him to leave.

Vendor: My boss ask you to leave and why are you still here begging?
Monk: I cannot hear.
Vendor: My place also can hear and she is next to you. ou dare to say you cannot hear? Last time we already ask you not to come here. Why you come back here? We do not welcome you here. get lost.
Monk: I do not want to leave. What you can do to stop me?
Vendor: You do not want to leave? Ok. Don’t leave. I’ll call police and you wait here.
Monk: Call la. I come to Malaysia already expect everything already. You think I’m scared ah? (He’s from China and we know it from his accent)

Then the vendor went over without any hesitation to make the phone call. Then, the monk kept all his equipments which is a plastic cup containing “donations” and his beads. He then took out a few bananas and threw it across the street to the iron wall making a loud noise. He then march towards the vendor who is making the phone call while pushing chairs and tables around. His disguise had already been revealed with this tantrun he threw. Then he kept yelling as the vendor makes the call.

The vendor making a police report

Once the vendor had made the call, he threatened the monk to stay and the monk stayed on to show his bravery. Occasionally, the monk walked up to the vendor to argue. The vendor dared the monk to wait which he proceed to wait. The vendor said that the police will arrive in 5 minutes. Then, the following conversation took over.

Monk: Oi! Now already 7 minutes. Where’s your men?
Vendor: Wait, they say traffic jam. Will be a bit late.
Monk: Then you want me wait how long? You got no right keep me here.
Vendor: I never keep you here. I just say I will respect you if you dare to wait.
Monk: Ok. You want me wait, then faster cook one bowl of mee for me now.
Vendor: Why must I cook for you? Who you think you are?
Monk: You want me wait so cook for me lo.
Vendor: I never say want you wait. I say you brave if you wait only. Don’t want wait then go away lo.
Monk: Waste my time. (continue spilling out bullshit)

After that, the monk walk away with NO police show up. Me and Heng was expecting a good show, at least show this SOB not to con anymore but we were obviously disappointed with the outcome. Monks are vegetarian, don’t lose temper, don’t simply scold people and don’t beg. So people, do not get fooled by these people. I bet people who donate to him are cursing him badly now.

Arguing before leaving

I had a blast watching this event and apparently my kuey teow soup vendor had a blast too. he forgot what I order and came over to ask me again. I forgive him as I too cannot take my eyes off this event.

Lastly, I wanna salute the vendor who stood up to this conman and scam. He did a good job in showing that Malaysians are not fool and not everyone is stupid enough to fall for this scam. He showes maturity and bravery in all his actions and that definitely put a good impression of him on me.

Then, I would like to say something to the police department in Taman Universiti, Skudai Johor. You guys are a disgrace to the Malaysians. I’m seriously disappointed that you guys never show up. Even after I finished my meal, you guys are nowhere to be seen. How hard is it to response to citizens in need? Your ever-efficient-attitude had made Malaysians look like coward in front of a foreign conman. the vendor had to even cover up by saying that you guys are stuck in the traffic jam. Come on, the police station is less than 1km away and it took about 2 minutes to run over here, 4 minutes to walk and less than a minute drive away from the restaurant. And during my one hour there, you guys are not even nearby. And the MPJBT officers who wore a vest written “Penguasa” just ignore the conman and did NUTS about it even that they are there to inspect the cleanliness. How can Malaysia ever be prosper with attitude like this? Malaysia, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

P.S.: Sorry about the blurry picture as I was taking the pictures secretly.

Beggars, Swindlers And Doubt…The Day I Got Conned

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How often does it occurs to you that a beggar came up to you just when you wanna dig in into your favorite “char kuey teow” or chicken rice? How about when you walk around pasar malam to restock your made-in-Malaysia DVD of the latest movies in cinema and also the already wide collection of Japanese-culture-appreciation-DVD, then you spotted some handicapped lying on the floor begging for money?

This situation is common enough in Malaysia and surely enough, we heard many stories of conmen being in disguise. However, as the guilt trip reaps into your soul and began to create some doubts within yourself. Questions commonly popped up such as “What if it’s real?” and “Will I go to hell if I do not help him?”. The guilt built up will eventually push someone to donate while some just being too darn good to donate. No matter which option you choose, there will certainly be some doubts lingering within your mind pondering your decision.

I’m gonna relate to you a few true stories and two of them are first hand experience.

The first story is a case often told to me by my mother. Being an “Ipoh Mali” lad, I am born and stayed in Ipoh until I was 10 years old before moving to Subang Jaya. This means that my parents used to work here. To all the “Ipoh Mali” peeps, I bet most of you are very familiar with the famous restaurant under the “Big Tree” that sells “yong tau fu” or “liu”.

Before the place underwent renovation, I bet some people might actually recall a limped uncle always hanging around begging for money. He’s been there before I was born and the last time I saw him was last year. He will limped around begging money from customers with a very very unpleasant appearance that most people will instantly felt pity for him.

However, little to your knowledge, this uncle apparently has a “son”. Every morning around 7, the “son” will drop him off at this place with his MERCEDES. I do not really know the market price of a Mercedes, however, owning a bloody Mercedes in the 1990’s means you are damn fucking rich. The “son” will drop him off this area every morning and picks him up at night to BEG for money. I do not really know for sure is it his son as that is what I heard from my mother.

Why do I know of this? Because my mom’s best friend lives nearby and every morning, she saw the same incident. Business must be good since he’s been begging for 20 years. those who do not know of this, continue to donate, those who knows, despise and scolded him off. Now, how many “Ipoh Mali” peeps fell for this scam?

My second story was witnessed by me first hand earlier this year when I’m doing my internship. It was a Saturday morning and I am sitting in Old Taste Kopitiam in Taipan with a cup of hazelnut coffee and a newspaper in my hand. Apparently, my boss forgot to hand me the key for the door and I could not get in the company so I have to hang around that place.

Suddenly, a very frail looking old lady came up limping with a “tongkat” to me speaking in Hokkien and begging for money. Being extremely moody that day and I do not like people assuming everyone knows how to speak in Hokkien, so I politely give her the silent treatment and put up my hand to indicate NO. She got the message BUT end up standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, showing her back and leg was extremely painful while sighing. Too bad for her that it only annoys me more and I simply ignore her.

Then she walk around the place and somehow only a businessman with a female counterpart donated each RM 1 for her. The old lady thanked them and walk to the ledge and stairs at the entrance. The entrance was blocked by a car and only provide a very narrow space for walking. AND LIKE MAGIC, God work his miracle in front of me, the old lady stood up straight and take up her walking stick. She alighted the ledge with very much ease like a young person and walk smoothly without the help of the stick. Since the space is narrow, she walked sideways with very big step while carrying the stick up. Then she walk away without even using the stick.

The BEST part of it is, SHE’S doing it RIGHT IN FRONT of the pair that donated to her. The guy was shocked and quickly motioned his friend to look over. Both of them are shocked but decided to let it go. I witnessed the whole situation with very much interest and it surely humours me.

The final story is a situation happened to me when I’m in my office during internship. I was having a terrible headache and was practically moodless that time. My boss’s husband just passed away and I have many things in hand to handle for my boss’s behalf. So you can imagine my stress.

Suddenly, an old lady rang the door bell (Seriously, why most of them are old people well over age of 50?). I opened the door for her as I thought she is a customer. She just barged in even before I could open the door fully for her and this seriously shocked me. And she began to ask for my name, what is my position at that company and how much is the display set at the entrance of my company. Pretty standard questions for a customer so I answer without any hesitation plus she spoke very fluent English with an American accent.

And then out of the sudden, she told me that she is a psycologist and had her own clinic over in Canada. And she kept emphazing the point she owns a psycology clinic in Canada Ok, I cannot differentiate Canada and American accent. She told me at that moment, she’s doing charity for orphans and ask me to buy a bookmark from her as a donation. I hesitated at the moment and told her I’m stil a student. However, she kept pestering me and under the pressure of my headache, I fork out RM5 for her as I thought that a person that speaks such fluent English might not be a fraud.

She thanked me and hand me the bookmark and just leave. I only thought of how annoying she is by disturbing me for 30 minutes when she’s not even a potential customer. It was not until several days later that it hit me right in the gut. I GOT CONNED. These are the several points that I thought about under no headaches and perfectly rational mindset.

  1. If she owns her own psychology clinic in Canada and this means she’s really rich. If she wanna help out in charity, she could just DONATE HER OWN MONEY. Rich people don’t go around selling things by the name of donation. That’s what scammers do!!!
  2. If she is rich, then she could donate her own money and help around the orphanage to take care the orphans instead of walking around asking for donation. Plus, the donation might not even work out as well.
  3. If she really does have a clinic in Canada then shouldn’t she BE IN CANADA?
  4. If she’s here means she’s on vacation then why work? If she wanna help around charity during her vacation instead of relaxing then why use this method? She could set up funding project that could guarantee trust from people
  5. Usually they don’t charity alone, but she is alone and she do not carry any proof of doing charity for which orphanage. if you gonna work charity alone, then u wun walk around asking for money ALONE but instead took care of the orphans and play with them
  6. The bookmark is so crappy that it is only made from manila card with color pencil writings and small ribbon on it
  7. Asking money from Canadians would be much more profitable than stingy Malaysians like me.
  8. Kept emphasizing she have a clinic in Canada. Already shows it is a gimmick that proves she don’t need the money.

I cover myself in shame for being conned…LOL

If I do not have a headache that day, I would not even donate a sen. This proves I’m still too stupid for my own good. I hope this post will ease certain people’s guilt of not donating and also help those who donate to think twice by considering more aspects. And those who donate to monks and nuns on the street then let me enlighten you guys for some pointers.

  1. Nuns and monks do not need money for food. Temples provide free vegetarian food for them so therefore, they do not need money.
  2. Temples usually have many donors and big fat rich donors too. I went to pay respect for my late uncle and nuns at that temple drove brand new Toyota Camry, Honda Accord, BMW and many more. All these were donated by donors. Even temples are built by community members, companies or government who provide funds.
  3. Their costumes can easily be obtained
  4. Since religion stated greed for money is bad, then why they do this? Don’t they practise what they preach?
  5. Temples provide free lodgings too so they do not need to worry anything else. If there is anything they lack then it should be sex which they need to forget about it.

That’s another long post from me. Hope you guys enjoy the details of it if you ever read till this part. leave me a comment if you are here. Thanks and click my ads. I’m not a monk so I NEED MONEY.


P.S: I threw away the bookmark before i even thought about blogging it. SO, no pictures

A Relaxing But Hectic Trip To Genting

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A very hastily planned trip doesn’t always worked well. The trip was planned just 2 days before the trip and the tickets were bought a day before it. It all started funny when I drove all the way to KL Sentral only to end up not knowing where to park the car. Heng have to walk quite a distance to get the tickets while I’m listening to Gary Chao’s songs in the car.

The next morning, Chai Lei was late and the bus was delayed 2 MINUTES just to await her arrival. You know what? We got bloody screwed from the bus driver and bus conductor. Suddenly, I began to miss the ever-late-bus at Pudu and the drivers there not minding to wait for 10 minutes. I got sick during that day, a sore throat, flu and a possible mild fever. This had further indicates this trip gonna be a fucked up one.

Yours Truly,

And the rest of the peeps.

As soon as we arrived at Genting via the cable car, we were greeted by our tour guide and also the ever-generous Penny’s father, Johnny. The moment I saw his thin side crops and neatly styled but funky hair of his, I had a feeling that her dad is kinda cool for his age. When I spotted the tattoos on both of his hands, I suddenly wished my father would have tattoos too. How cool was that! I’m not ass-kissing Johnny here or anything even though he treated us to two meals and get us a discount for theme park fare. Johnny is a cool guy not only because of his appearance but also his witty personality. These are the several conversation involves Johnny.

Heng: Wanna go for Corkscrew?
Me: No. That’s too extreme for me…
Johnny: (Interrupts my speech half-way) Screw The Cock.
Heng: Cock the screw.
Me: Yeah. And screw the Corkscrew.

And during dinner…

Penny passes us our bowl of soup. One of Heng’s friend was together with us but I could not recall her name so I shall call her A.
Johnny: This is for you(passes the small bowl to A) and this is mine(taking the whole pot)
A: Our one so small and your one so big ah? Give some la.
Johnny: Oh, sure.(takes out the only prawn and several other ingredients)Help yourself with whatever remains there.
A: There’s nothing in it anymore!
Johnny: (gestures to me)Help yourself in whatever remains there.

The trip was filled with rainy moments but we too had several events, conversation or jokes that makes this trip a whole lot interesting. As usual, I made quite an impact with the many things I did. One of it is….

Heng: Come on, Eric. Go for the Corkscrew. You play then Chai Lei will play also.
Me: No! I will piss my pants.
Penny: Then you go pee in toilet first then no more excuse.
Me: I’ll shit myself.
Penny: Then you go toilet settle everything only comes out and play.
Me: I’ll vomit then. (I admit I’m kinda a pussy at times when it comes to heights)

And not to forget…My constant molestation on random things

We saw a freaking cool guy selling the chinese flute. Penny could not resists and request him for a song.


Penny: Can play us a song with that flute ah?
Guy: Sure!! What song do you want?
Penny: Can you please play the “Sheng Mu Yu Tong”‘s “Wei Ni Er Huo”? Thank you very much first.
Guy: Huh?? Er…(Stunned for a few seconds and looking blank)
Penny: Never mind. Just play what you best at.

We too had several priceless moments worth sharing with many. One of it is further proof that Chai Lei is blind. She had previously misread my number plate 6310 as 8310 and the following conversation further proves her blindness.

Chai Lei: Eh, why there is black smoke ah?
Me : Huh? What?
Chai Lei: Why got black smoke there? (points at a direction)
Me: : That’s not black smoke. IT’S A BLOODY TREE

Chai Lei wore a 3-inch high heels over here for one particular reason. Its because our height difference wouldn’t be too apparent and she can converse more comfortably. Looking back at the things we did and the hours we spent, it’s definitely a BAD idea. This prompt us to go shopping with her for a new pair of shoes.

Chai Lei with her high heels.

Johnny: Datang sini untuk 12 jam, takkan nak pakai high heels. Lain kali, pakai macam ini la.(points at his sneakers)
Chai Lei: Haiyo, saya tak tau ma. Dia cakap datang jalan-jalan saja.(points at me)
Johnny: Yalah. Jalan-jalan untuk 12 jam, nak pakai kasut ini? Patah oor..

We did went for bowling and this picture is solely for proof to Chai Lei who challenged me to score over 100 and beat the others. And I get 2 drinks for it. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA! E is me.

We stumbled upon Michael Jackson The One Tribute concert by Michael Jackson of Asia whose name I could not even bother to remember.

This trip was filled with a lot of self camwhoring which prompt to these few remarks.

Penny: How long does it takes the cable car to reach Genting.
Me: About 15 minutes
Penny: (turns to Heng and frowns)He’s gonna camwhore for the whole 15 minutes.
Heng: Yeah, with every angle from 0 to 180 degrees, vertically and horizontally.
Me: Bo Pian ah…Leng Chai is like that wan la…

Heng: I think you can fight with my gf.

To put me in justice, I’m not the only camwhore in the group.

And my personal favourite is during the monorail when this pic was taken.


Chai Lei: WOI, AGAIN AH??? BEH TAHAN YOU AH. DOWAN SIT NEAR YOU ALREADY.

A shitty and hectic beginning for the trip but it end up quite fun and worthwhile. May there will be more of these coming soon.

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